NOTICE: Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Ministry of Inconsequential Affairs is now in possession of a large quantity of slightly-used tissues.
We have been informed that these tissues have been deemed NOT fit for use by the Ministry of Ministry of Official Endorsements, and are currently being used as fortunes teller's prop in an attempt to predict the future.
We are not responsible for the accuracy of said predictions, nor are we responsible for the fate of the tissues themselves.
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