It turns out, you're not actually lost in space, but rather, you're stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread and confusion.
You're currently orbiting the planet Zorgon-6, but don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. The planet's atmosphere is actually made of 99% pure awesomesauce. You just can't taste it yet.
To escape this predicament, you'll need to find the hidden portal that will transport you back to Earth. Or, you know, the portal that'll just drop you into a black hole. Either way, it'll be a real gas!