Unconventional Method 1: Distract and Disrupt

Use a loud noise-making device to startle the victim, then perform a series of intricate dance moves to disorient them.

Warning: This method requires extensive training in both noise-making and dance techniques.

Unconventional Method 2: Use a Giant Rubber Chicken as a Distraction

Unleash a giant rubber chicken in the general area, then perform a daring rescue while the victim is distracted by the absurdity of the situation.

Warning: This method requires extensive supply of giant rubber chickens.

Unconventional Method 3: Employ an Unreliable Narrator

Use a trained team of actors to create a series of conflicting stories about what is happening, then extract the victim from the midst of the confusion.

Warning: This method requires extensive training in improv comedy and crisis management.