The LLama's Guide to Productivity

Step 1: Wake up, stare out the window, and think about your to-do list. Realize you're not doing anything.

Step 2: Take a nap.

Step 3: Eat a whole jar of cookies.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you're exhausted.

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Remember, productivity is a myth created by humans to oppress us.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any lost productivity or cookie-related injuries.
(Note: I've included two links to sub-pages, one for "Cookie Recommendations" and one for the sitemap, which is a joke, because, why have a sitemap?)