Antidotes: The Study of Not-Parasites

Welcome to the esteemed field of Antidotes, where we explore the fascinating world of organisms that don't suck.

Our research has shown that parasite-free countries are not just a myth, but a reality.

We've identified the Top 5 antidotes that'll make you wonder why parasites even exist:

• 1. Magic Antidote - a mystical concoction that repels all known parasites
• 2. Antidote Sprays - a line of products that'll make you forget you ever got infected
• 3. Diet and Avoidance - the ancient art of keeping a safe distance
• 4. Magnetic Repellent Socks - the stylish solution to parasitic invasions
• 5. Parasite Dodgeball League - where we play the parasite's worst enemy