Antidotes: The Study of Not-Parasites
Welcome to the esteemed field of Antidotes, where we explore the fascinating world of organisms that don't suck.
Our research has shown that parasite-free countries are not just a myth, but a reality.
We've identified the Top 5 antidotes that'll make you wonder why parasites even exist:
- 1. Magic Antidote - a mystical concoction that repels all known parasites
- 2. Antidote Sprays - a line of products that'll make you forget you ever got infected
- 3. Diet and Avoidance - the ancient art of keeping a safe distance
- 4. Magnetic Repellent Socks - the stylish solution to parasitic invasions
- 5. Parasite Dodgeball League - where we play the parasite's worst enemy
Disclaimer: Antidotes is not responsible for the existence of parasites. We just really like not having parasites around.