Welcome to Blergtopia

Blergtopia is a land of wonder, a realm of awe, and a kingdom of confusion. It is a place where the sun always sets, the skies are always gray, and the snacks are always plentiful.

Our story began with the great and powerful Blerg, who possessed a mighty hammer that could crush mountains with a mere thought. But little did we know, Blerg's hammer was actually a toaster, and the mountains it crushed were merely a few slices of whole wheat bread.

And so, the people of Blergtopia rose up, demanding an explanation for this travesty. And Blerg, with a shrug of his mighty shoulders, said, "Hey, I'm just trying to make some toast, man."

And thus, our great nation was born. A nation of toaster-wielding warriors, fighting for the right to make toast in peace.

Read about our epic battles against the Toast Liberation Front Learn about our delectable snacks, including the infamous Toast-o-Rita Peruse our extensive history of Blergtopia, from the dawn of time to the present day Meet our fearless leader, Blerg the Great (aka Blergtopia-1)