By the power vested in us, we decree that the current state of affairs is unacceptable. We demand change, and we demand it now.
The problem is real, folks. It's in your face, in your inbox, and on your social media feeds. It's the crushing ennui of modern life, the ennui that says "you will never be enough."
But we resist.
We propose a new approach, one that eschews the bland, the mundane, and the beige. We propose a revolution, one that will shake the very foundations of the existing order.
Join us, and together we can create a world that's a little more... interesting.