Omni-Tyrannical Corp. - The Ultimate Authority on All Things

Welcome to the most tyrannical organization in the galaxy. Here, we dictate the rules, break the rules, and then make new ones up.

Latest Edicts

• Edict 12345: All employees are required to wear plaid pants on Fridays.
• Edict 54321: Coffee breaks are now mandatory for all meetings.

Our Mission Statement

We aim to be the most feared and respected institution in the cosmos. Our motto? "Because someone has to tell you what to do, it may as well be us."

Subsidiaries

• Omni-Bank: Because you can never have too much cash.
• Omni-Foods: Because your taste buds are now our playthings.

Join the Resistance

Don't like being told what to do? Join us! We have a whole department dedicated to making sure you're not having fun.