The Official Bureaucratic Etiquette Guide

Table of Contents

• Etiquette Rules
• Etiquette Examples
• Etiquette Violations

Warning: The following guide is not intended for actual use. It's for entertainment purposes only.

However, if you insist on using it, please do so at your own risk.

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Etiquette Rules

1. Always wear a suit of armor to meetings.
2. Never use a first name in formal correspondence.
3. Use only the most complex bureaucratic jargon.

Etiquette Examples

Etiquette Scenario	Proper Response
Colleague sends you a memo	Respond with a 10-page analysis of the memo's implications.

Etiquette Violations

Examples of etiquette violations include:

• Using Comic Sans in official correspondence.
• Arriving late to meetings.
• Using the phrase "LOL" in formal emails.

Report any of these violations to the Etiquette Enforcement Agency.

Or don't.

It's up to you.