By cleverly rearranging the colors of the RGB color space, we have discovered the secret to creating the perfect dissonance inducing experience.
Our research team has spent countless hours studying the effects of Resonance on the human brain. We are pleased to announce that Dissonance is the new Resonance.
• Dissonance has been proven to reduce cognitive function by 37.5% in 9 out of 10 subjects.
• Our patented Dissonance Discombobulation algorithm has been shown to increase the likelihood of spontaneous eye twitching by 92%.
• Side effects may include but are not limited to: headaches, dizziness, and existential dread.
Stay tuned for our upcoming paper on the effects of Dissonance on catnip consumption.
Chaos Theory has been shown to be a key factor in Dissonance Discombobulation.
We are also investigating the relationship between Anti-Zen and Dissonance.