Ride of Pain Stats:

Warning: the following statistics are not for the faint of heart or those with delicate constitutions.

Time spent on this ride: 4 hours 23 minutes 12 seconds (and 1 minute of existential dread)

Number of screams: 17 (including 1 from the person operating the ride)

Number of dropped snacks: 32 (including 1 of our finest artisanal pretzels)

Percentage of riders who will require therapy: 92%

Recommended for riders who: have never experienced trauma in their lives, but are looking for a challenge, or those who are just really, really, really want to lose their mind.

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