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  <div class="header">You Should Not Have Come Here</div>
  <div class="text">
    <p>Warning: this is not the page you're looking for. In fact, it's the exact opposite. You've been redirected here for your own safety.</p>
    <p>We've detected a high probability of existential crisis and/or spontaneous combustion in your vicinity. Prolonged exposure to your own ineptitude has created a localized distortion of the space-time continuum.</p>
    <div class="link">
      <a href="/rids/funhouse/who_should_never_comewarning_signs">Warning Signs</a><br>
      <a href="/rids/funhouse/who_should_never_comewhats_next">What's Next</a>
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    <p>&copy; 2023, The Department of Redirection and Disorientation.</p>
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