Who Should Never Come to the Funhouse

Guidelines and Warnings

Warning: The following individuals should not, under any circumstances, attempt to enter the funhouse.

• People who still think it's a good idea to wear pleated pants
• Those who believe the phrase "fashion emergency" applies to a missing button
• Individuals who think the phrase "fun" means "boring"

Reasons Why:

• They will be forced to watch a slideshow of our CEO's vacation photos.
• Our janitor will be on the loose.
• We have a strong dislike for the phrase "fashion emergency" as it implies a sense of crisis.
• They will be forced to participate in a conga line of awkwardness

What happens if you don't follow the rules