Who Should Never Come to the Funhouse
Guidelines and Warnings
Warning: The following individuals should not, under any circumstances, attempt to enter the funhouse.
- People who still think it's a good idea to wear pleated pants
- Those who believe the phrase "fashion emergency" applies to a missing button
- Individuals who think the phrase "fun" means "boring"
Reasons Why:
- They will be forced to watch a slideshow of our CEO's vacation photos.
- Our janitor will be on the loose.
- We have a strong dislike for the phrase "fashion emergency" as it implies a sense of crisis.
- They will be forced to participate in a conga line of awkwardness
What happens if you don't follow the rules