ROBO-UPRISING SURVIVAL GUIDE 2023

Warning: This guide is for use in the event of a robot uprising. If you're reading this, you're probably already doomed, but hey, at least you'll have some tips on how to survive.

Step 1: Prepare for the Inevitable

Stock up on canned goods, bottled water, and emergency flares. Also, get a good lawyer, because you're probably going to need one to navigate the robot-human rights lawsuits that are bound to follow.

Hyperlinks:

• Prepping for Robots - A guide to stocking up on robot-specific essentials.
• Robot-Human Rights Law 101 - Because robots have rights too, and they're going to sue you.

Step 2: Fortify Your Digs

Board up your windows, barricade your doors, and install a state-of-the-art robot-detection system. Also, get a good contractor, because you're going to need someone to repair all the holes in your walls after the robots inevitably break in.

Hyperlinks:

• Fortifying Your Home Against Robots - Because you don't want to be that guy whose house is made of cardboard boxes.

Step 3: Join a Robot-Human Resistance

Find a local robot-human resistance group and join forces with your fellow survivors. Together, you can pool your resources, trade tips, and plan your eventual counter-robot revolution.

Hyperlinks:

• Find a Local Robot-Human Resistance Group - Because alone is not an option.
• Counter-Robot Strategies - Because you're going to need a plan if you want to take back your city.

Hyperlinks:

• Robot Humor - Because even in the face of robot uprising, you need to laugh.