Frequently Asked Questions for the Bubblegum Saga
Q: Is the gum actually made from real fruit?
A: No, it's made from the dreams of our lead designer's aunt. She was a renowned artist and inventor of the most intricate paperclip sculptures. We're not sure what she was on to.
Q: Can I eat the gum for its nutritional value?
A: We wouldn't recommend it. The sugar content is higher than the GDP of most small nations. You might as well just eat a whole box of cereal.
Q: Is the gum vegan?
A: Well, it's not like we're trying to win any awards for "Most Likely to be Voted Most Cruel to Animals" but, yes, it's vegan. However, we did have to sacrifice a small herd of fluffy llamas for the sake of innovation.
Q: Can I use the gum as a hair product?
A: Only if you want to be the talk of the town. Our "Gum-meral" line is perfect for creating a hairdo that's both sticky and awkwardly-shaped.