USB Killers: Methods of Destruction

Warning: Do Not Try This at Home

Are you tired of being tethered to the digital world? Do you yearn for a return to the analog age? Look no further than the USB Killer, a device so destructive, so diabolical, so utterly delightful!

Methods of Destruction:

• Soldering into Oblivion - A classic method of connecting the USB Killer to the world of analog electronics.
• Vaporizing with Soldering Iron - For the more... enthusiastic practitioner.
• Overclocking to Oblivion - Because who needs cooling, anyway?
• Short Circuiting with Duct Tape - The ultimate in makeshift, DIY destruction.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Launch into the Stratosphere

Disclaimer: The USB Killer is not responsible for any damage caused by the user. Or, you know, for anything.

Hyperlinks to other destructive devices:

• Destroying Your Own Lab - A guide to self-destruction.
• Overclocking Your Own Motherboard - Because why not?

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