SPATULA-Tech Specifications

Welcome to the most advanced, most sophisticated, most utterly useless spatula-based technology specs on the web.

Spatula-X5000

A revolutionary new spatula that can cook 5 eggs at once. It's like a normal spatula, but with more numbers.

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Warning: Side effects may include: burnt toast, egg splatters, and existential dread.

Spatula-Zero

A spatula that doesn't do anything. But it looks nice, right?

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Side effects include: nothing, really. Just a nice looking piece of plastic.

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