Welcome to the most advanced, most sophisticated, most utterly useless spatula-based technology specs on the web.
A revolutionary new spatula that can cook 5 eggs at once. It's like a normal spatula, but with more numbers.
Learn More About the Spatula-X5000Warning: Side effects may include: burnt toast, egg splatters, and existential dread.
A spatula that doesn't do anything. But it looks nice, right?
Learn More About the Spatula-ZeroSide effects include: nothing, really. Just a nice looking piece of plastic.
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