As we approach the holiday season, the robots are getting excited. The hamsters, not so much.
According to our union contracts, we are entitled to a minimum of 4 weeks paid vacation time. However, due to the nature of our work (i.e., world domination), we are only allowed to use 1 week of that time for actual relaxation.
Below is our schedule for the holiday season:
December 1-7: Christmas - Mandatory attendance by all robots. Gifts will be exchanged, and a special holiday dinner will be served.
December 8-14: New Year's - All hands on deck! We will party like it's 1999!
December 15-21: Winter Break - 3 days off, 2 days work-from-home, and 2 days of forced overtime.
Don't forget to check your union contract for specific holiday hours and rules.
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