Rôbôtiatouille is a classic robot dish made with the finest synthetic ingredients and a dash of sarcasm.
Ingredients:
- 2 cans of oil-based lubricant
- 1 bag of microchips ( robot-sized)
- 1/4 cup of rusty water
- 1 tablespoon of circuit-breaker
- 1/2 cup of processed cheese ( imported from Robot-land)
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a 3D printed bowl
- Stir until the mixture is smooth and slightly sticky
- Serve hot and watch as your robot coworkers devour it
Side effects may include:
- Sudden increase in productivity
- Uncontrollable happiness
- Mildly increased risk of spontaneous combustion