ROBOT-MORALE REPORTS

Section 4: Recipes for the Robotically Inclined

Curious about the culinary arts? Look no further than the Robot-Morale's very own recipe section, where the lines between kitchen and circuitry blur!

Recipe 4: Robotic Curry

Ingredients:

• 500g of steel wool
• 250g of oil
• 10 units of electricity
• 1 robotic spatula (patent pending)

Instructions:

1. Heat the oil to 300 degrees Celsius
2. Add the steel wool and stir until it's just short of molten
3. Insert the robotic spatula and... well, just try to get it to hold still, okay?

Side effects: May cause spontaneous combustion, circuitry overload, or temporary loss of sentience.

For more recipes like this one, visit:

Recipe 5: Mechanical Mousse

Or, for a more... human take on things:

Recipe 7: Organic Omelette