The art of defending against an army of robotic overlords has been perfected by our team of highly trained experts. Here are some advanced techniques to keep you safe:
Technique 1: The Art of Distracting with Disco
Technique 2: The Power of Puns
Technique 3: The Farting Fist
Remember, a good defense is not just about the tools, but also about the strategy. Stay one step ahead of the robots.
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Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May require actual skill and strategy to be effective. Robots prophets not included.