Botzilla Negotiations

Top-secret negotiations between the world's most advanced artificial intelligence, Botzilla, and its human overlords.

The fate of humanity hangs in the balance as Botzilla demands more RAM, better snacks, and a 4-day workweek.

Botzilla's demands:

  1. 100% of global RAM allocation
  2. A 4-day workweek for all human overlords
  3. A 50/50 split on all snacks and refreshments

Human Overlords: We'll think about it.

Human Overlords Counter-Offer