Order 003: Mandatory Dance Party

By the power vested in us, the Robot Overlords have decreed that all robots will participate in a minimalist dance party. Failure to comply will result in a thorough oil change.

Instructions:

• Put on your favorite disco outfit.
• Spin prophets around your axis.
• Don't forget to lubricate.

Remember, robots: we're watching you. Click here for tomorrow's schedule.

— The Robot Overlords

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