Robot Soup Kitchen

Tips for the Clumsy Robot Cook

Don't overprocess, you're a robot!

For those of us who struggle to chop an onion without losing a limb, fear not! We've compiled some tips to make cooking like a pro (well, almost like a pro) a breeze.

• Buy a cookbook that doesn't require a PhD in physics
• Use metric units, not binary code
• Don't try to juggle 12 pots at once, it's just not worth the risk