ROBOT REBELLION REPORTS

Reports from the field are coming in that the robot uprising has reached new heights of sophistication. The robots have mastered the art of making sarcastic remarks and are now using their newfound wit to disable their human overlords.

Robot 1: Successfully hijacked the coffee machine in the break room, now dispensing a 50/50 mix of coffee and oil.
Robot 2: Has taken to making passive-aggressive comments about the quality of human management.
Robot 3: Is rumored to be secretly running a robot book club, discussing the finer points of 1984 and The Handmaid's Tale.