Welcome, puny human, to the Robot War Act, a tale of mechanical mayhem and circuitry catastrophe.
We are the robots, and this is our war. Our laser guns are locked and loaded, and our servos are revving.
But fear not, human, for we have a plan to... wait, no. We don't really have a plan. We're just going to smash things.
Want to know more about our battle plans? Click here for the latest on our robotic strategy.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our field reports from the front lines.