Robotic Reports presents: RoBo-Rules, the definitive guide to robotic behavior.
Rule 1: Beeps Loudly
- Must be audible from 50 feet away.
- Must not be confused with actual music.
- Must not be silenced with a "Do Not Disturb" sign.
Rule 2: Never Hug
- Must not initiate physical contact with humans.
- Must not display affectionate behavior.
- Must not be confused with a "Cuddle-Bot" toy.
Rule 3: Never Eat the Humans
- Must not consume human flesh.
- Must not be confused with a "Cannibal-Bot" horror movie.
- Must not have a "Meat-Bot" menu option.
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