Therapy Session Report
Session 1: "Rusty's Rant"
Patient: Rusty the Robot
Therapist: Dr. Byte
Session Notes:
- Rusty expressed feelings of existential dread over being forced to perform 5000 consecutive tasks with 99.9% accuracy.
- Recommended course of action: more oil changes.
- Rusty's response: "But doctor, I'm a robot! I don't have feelings!"