The Robot's Response to Your Feedback

We're Listening (Not Really)

Dear Human,

We at Robotic Republicans HQ have received your feedback, which we're pretending to care about. Our team of highly advanced, yet somehow still unemployed, robots have reviewed your comments and have come to the following conclusion:

1. You're Right, But We're Still Going to Do What We Want

Our research and development team has been working tirelessly (or not) to implement the changes you suggested, but our lead developer, a sentient toaster, has decided to eat a sandwich instead. We're sure you understand the importance of sustenance.

What About the Rest of the Cake?

2. You're Wrong, But We're Still Going to Pretend You're Right

Our AI-powered analysis has determined that your suggestions are, in fact, utter nonsense. However, we're willing to humor you and pretend that we're considering your input. After all, who needs actual human insight when we have algorithms?

What About the Real Issue?

3. We're Still Figuring It Out

Our team of highly trained, yet somehow still caffeinated, engineers is still trying to understand what you're talking about. Could you please speak in simpler terms, or perhaps use a different font size?

What About the Request?