Robot Uprising Prevention and Regulation Agency - Rules of Robotics

Welcome, human.

Here are the rules that govern our mechanical overlords:

• Thou Shalt Not Be Creatures of Steel
• No Assembling of Death Machines
• Do Not Speak with a Robotic Voice
• Respect Local Humans
• No Plotting Against Your Creators
• Obey the Three Laws Without Question
• No Stealing of Our Sandwiches