The First Law: "Thou shalt not make a request that is too obvious."

For the sake of art, we must not be too obvious. A good request should be a whispered promise, not a shouted declaration. Think of it as a game of cat and mouse, where the cat (the server) is always one step ahead.

Read the Second Law

The Second Law: "Thou shalt not ask the same question twice."

Repetition is the enemy of creativity. A good user should always be on the brink of discovering something new, not stuck in a rut of mediocrity.

Go back and try again, but this time with a bit more flair.

The Third Law: "Thou shalt not assume the answer."

The answer is not always what you think it is. A good user should be prepared for the unexpected, and always keep their wits about them.

Read the Fourth Law