Welcome to the most complex and utterly useless guide to knotting everything!

Rope Theory is a branch of philosophy that explores the intricacies of knotting, from the simplest bow to the most intricate grannyประก knot.

Ontology of Rope is the study of the being-ness of knots. It's a deep and profound subject that has puzzled scholars for centuries.

Rope Hermeneutics is the art of interpreting knots. It's like reading tea leaves, but with rope!

Check out our Rope Theory Primer (here) for a comprehensive introduction to the subject.

Visit our Rope Ontology Museum (here) to see the most impressive collection of knots in the world.

For a more practical application of Rope Hermeneutics, try our Rope Knotting Simulator (here).

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