Tip 2: How to Properly Use a Fridge Magnet to Hold Together a Family

In a world where the apocalypse has ravaged the earth and the only thing holding our society together is a strong family bond, it's essential to have a solid plan for keeping your family members in line. This tip will guide you through the proper use of a fridge magnet as a makeshift communication device.

Step 1: Acquire the Fridge Magnet

Locate a sturdy fridge magnet with a clear and concise message. A simple "DO NOT TOUCH THE COOKIES" will suffice, but a magnet with a more complex message, such as "PLEASE DO NOT EAT ALL THE PIZZA" will provide a more nuanced approach.

Step 2: Place the Magnet in a Strategic Location

Choose a spot where everyone in the family will see it, such as the fridge or a common area. A good rule of thumb is to place it near the snacks, as this will create an immediate and visceral response.

Step 3: Use the Magnet as a Communication Tool

When someone touches the cookies, use the magnet as a call to action. Simply hold the magnet near the perpetrator and shout "COOKIE THIEF!" in a firm but loving tone. This will serve as a clear and direct message, ensuring the family member knows the severity of their actions.

Step 4: Reinforce the Magnet's Message

To avoid repetition, create a system of rewards and consequences. When a family member follows the magnet's message, reward them with a sticker. When they ignore it, take away a privilege (such as screen time or dessert). This will keep the magnet's message top of mind and ensure it's always taken seriously.

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Remember, the Last Days Guide is not just a collection of survival tips, but a testament to the power of a family that's willing to laugh, love, and scream "COOKIE THIEF!" in the face of adversity.