Top Secret Important Docs | /rpt/rpt-1234/attachments/important-docs

This is the most secret, most important, and most utterly unclassified collection of documents you'll ever lay eyes on.

Confidentiality Level:

Classified: EYES ONLY

Attachments:

• Document 1: The Art of Proper Staple Removability
• Document 2: The Secret Life of Paperclips
• Document 3: Why Our Coffee Machine is Broken (Again)

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