As a member of the Neo-Brutalist Empire, you are expected to abide by these sacred rules:
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of our esteemed leader's speeches
View Plaid ProtocolRefusal to attend will result in being forced to participate in the "Dance-Off of Shame" where you will be paired with our infamous "Dance-Tron 3000"
View Dance ProtocolFailure to comply will result in being forced to listen to an endless recording of our esteemed leader's accordion playing
View Extreme Ironing RegulationsFailure to comply will result in being forced to eat a 10-foot tall stack of "Supreme Ruler's Special" brand cookies
View Supreme Ruler Protocol