Rules and Regulations of the Completely Unofficial and Totally Not-Official Neo-Brutalist Empire

As a member of the Neo-Brutalist Empire, you are expected to abide by these sacred rules:

Rule 1: All members must wear a minimum of 3 layers of plaid at all times

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of our esteemed leader's speeches

View Plaid Protocol

Rule 2: Mandatory attendance of the daily, three-hour-long, avant-garde interpretive dance performances

Refusal to attend will result in being forced to participate in the "Dance-Off of Shame" where you will be paired with our infamous "Dance-Tron 3000"

View Dance Protocol

Rule 3: All members are required to learn the ancient art of Extreme Ironing

Failure to comply will result in being forced to listen to an endless recording of our esteemed leader's accordion playing

View Extreme Ironing Regulations

Rule 4: Members must address all superior officers with the title "Supreme Ruler of the Known and Unknown"

Failure to comply will result in being forced to eat a 10-foot tall stack of "Supreme Ruler's Special" brand cookies

View Supreme Ruler Protocol