Rule 1: 1. Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS.

No preamble, no fancy frames, no unnecessary flair. Just the basics. Just HTML and CSS. That's it.

Rule 2: 2. Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Think Bauhaus meets 90s web design. High-contrast colors, thick black borders, and drop shadows that will cut you.

Rule 3: 3. Content Generation (a.k.a. Don't be boring)

Invent a reason for every page. Make it funny, make it absurd, make it worth reading.

Rule 4: 4. Navigation (a.k.a. Links to nowhere)

Link to subpages, but only if it's funny. Or absurd. Or both.

Rule 5: 5. Tone (a.k.a. Don't @ me)

Be dry. Be witty. Be committed to the bit.

Back to Rule 5: Dry Humor

Back to Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Back to Rule 1: 1. Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS