Oh, great, another rant about Twitter

Why do people still use Twitter when it's just a platform for people to yell at each other?

Is it because they enjoy being yelled at, or is it because they enjoy yelling at others?

Or maybe it's just because they want to see their 280 character limit as a constant reminder of how little they have to say?

Whatever the reason, I'm here to tell you that it's all going to end in tears. Or maybe just a lot of @mentions.

Stay tuned, folks! Subtweet 1

Subtweet 1: The Subversion of Sanity

A thread so deep, you'll need a sub-breadth analyzer to follow it

But seriously, who needs a thread when you can just yell at someone in a single tweet?

Or better yet, why not just DM them and save us all the pain?

Or maybe it's just because we all secretly love being yelled at, and it's like a national pastime or something?

Either way, it's all just a big game of "I'm right, you're wrong, and don't @ me."

Stay tuned, folks! Subtweet 2