Here at Safe Space Macro Therapy, we're all about creating a space where you can let it all out. Your thoughts, your feelings, your opinions. We're talking macro-level emotions, here. Joy. Anger. Frustration. Elation. You name it, we've got a couch for it.
Our therapists are trained in the art of Active Listening, which is like regular listening, but with more nodding and less actual understanding. They're here to help you work through your issues, but also to provide you with a good story to tell on your Instagram story.
We're not just a place for therapy, though. We're also a place for Macro-Beer Therapy, where you can work through your problems with a cold one.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can try our Macro-Escape Room, where you'll have to navigate a room filled with mirrors, laser beams, and existential dread.
So come on down, and let's get macro.