Safe Space Sleeping Tips - Because Waking Up is Overrated

Tip 1: Invest in a good pillow

Don't skimp on the pillow, folks. Your neck will thank you. Invest in one made from the finest space-age materials, like the Space-Age Materials we've got.

Tip 2: Black out the windows

You know what they say: a dark room is a happy room. Block out those pesky stars and planets with our Astro-Blackout Curtains.

Tip 3: Set your alarm for Never

We mean it. Never. As in, 0 hours past Never. Don't bother, we won't judge you.

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