Rope Theory: The Unholy Grail of Anti-Entanglement Netting
What is it?
Rope Theory is the pinnacle of anti-entanglement netting. It's the culmination of years of research and development, and it's here to change the world (or at least our backyard). It's a complex system of pulleys, levers, and cat-5's, designed to reduce rope-entanglement by at least 99.9%.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a quote from our lead researcher, Dr. Emily E. Entanglement:
"Rope Theory is not just a tool, it's a way of life. It's a commitment to a life of unentangled bliss, where your shoelaces don't get knotted, your headphones don't get tangled, and your sanity remains intact."
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