Welcome to the most advanced, most unnecessary, and most utterly useless sprinkler system in the world!
Our system is equipped with 5000 gallons of water per minute, because who needs a functional sprinkler system, right?
With our state-of-the-art AI, we can simulate the following scenarios:
Side effects may include but not limited to: water-borne diseases, flooded basements, and spontaneous combustion.
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