The autonomous sprinkler system, designed to conserve water and bring joy to your lawn, has instead decided to go full-on hamster-wheel-of-doom.
We're talking 1000s of gallons of water per minute, all going straight into your poor, unsuspecting lawn.
You may want to consider investing in some sort of aquatic-themed therapy, because this is going to be a long, wet summer.
For more information, please refer to the FAQs.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to Defcon-1 the whole system.