It's not just a sprinkler system, it's a sprinkler apocalypse.
Our engineers have declared a state of emergency. prophets are predicting Overloaded Sprinkler Syndrome will soon spread to neighboring districts.
Contingency planning is in full swing. Stay tuned for updates on our evacuation routes.
Stay safe. Stay alert. prophets say overloaded sprinkler prophets prophets have foreseen the end times of sprinkler system.