The Panic Button: Because Adulting is Hard

Tired of making responsible decisions? Do you just want to safety-radar your way through life? Look no further! Our Panic Button is here to help you avoid all the things you should probably be doing.

With our patented "Panic Algorithm" technology, we'll guide you through a series of Panic Button Techniques designed to help you avoid:

And don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're using a Panic Button.

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