Panic Button Recovery: Because Adulting is Hard

Are you feeling overwhelmed? Did you just spill coffee all over your shirt? Do you need a moment of zen?

We offer comprehensive panic button recovery services, because adulting is hard, folks. Our team of expertly trained professionals will guide you through the process of regrouping, re-centering, and rebooting.

Our Services:

Therapy Session: Where we help you process your feelings
Cooking Class: Because cooking is a great way to calm down, apparently
Yoga Sessions: Where you'll probably face-plant into your own feet, but it's okay

Our services are available for a small fee. Payment plans accepted. No judgment.

(Note: The provided response is a satirical take on the concept of panic button recovery, implying it's an actual service that's available, and poking fun at the idea of needing help to manage adulting.)