Panic Button Techniques for the Coming Apocalypse

Because You Know It's Only a Matter of Time

Are you tired of the impending doom and gloom? Do you want to be prepared for the worst?

• 1. Fleeing on Foot: Because who needs a bike or a car when you have two legs?
• 2. Caching the Important Stuff: Your grandma's recipe for chicken soup is not going to save the world, but it might save your taste buds.
• 3. Distracting the Zombies with Dance: Because, let's be real, who needs actual survival skills when you have Beyoncé on repeat?

Stay safe out there, folks!

Or, you know, don't.