Disaster Movie Safety Features: A Guide to Surviving the Unsurvivable
Because, let's face it, disasters happen. And when they do, you want to be prepared. But, let's be real, you probably won't be prepared. That's why we've got this handy guide to help you navigate the most common disaster movie safety features.
1. The Classic "Don't Go in There!"
Also known as the "Stay in the Car" feature. This classic safety feature involves running as fast and as far as humanly possible while yelling "I'm not going in there!"
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2. The "I'm Just Here to Save You" Feature
Where one hero runs into danger to rescue another. Because, you know, one hero can only save so many people at a time. This feature is perfect for when the situation calls for a little bit of self-sacrifice and/or ego-boosting.
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3. The "We're Gonna Die Together!" Feature
When the situation calls for a group hug, but with more explosions. This feature involves gathering everyone together and waiting for the inevitable.