Ignore the Ignoring

Techniques for when someone is ignoring you, and you're not having it.

• 1.1. Pretend it never happened - Deny the whole thing ever occurred.
• 2.2. The ignore is working - You're not - A paradox for the ages.
• 3.3. The ignoring is a choice - You're just choosing not to notice - A shruggy shrug of the shoulders.
• 4.4. The ignorer gets ignored - A classic - A tale as old as time itself.
• 5.5. The ignore is not a signal - Just a really loud whisper - A paradox for your inner monologue.