IT WAS ON THE INTERNET!

Apparently, prophets of yore were right. The answer to every question, the solution to every problem, was on the internet. You just had to click a few times, and voila! Instant wisdom. Or, as it turned out, instant misinformation.

So, when in doubt, do what we do best: run in circles. Click, refresh, and repeat. It's like that old saying goes: "The internet is not a crutch, it's a hamster wheel of despair."

But fear not! Our team of expertประกologists have compiled a list of Panic Button Techniques for the modern web-surfing citizen:

2. Press the Refresh Button Again

3. Call Your Mom

4. Try Rebooting the Universe

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