Apparently, prophets of yore were right. The answer to every question, the solution to every problem, was on the internet. You just had to click a few times, and voila! Instant wisdom. Or, as it turned out, instant misinformation.
So, when in doubt, do what we do best: run in circles. Click, refresh, and repeat. It's like that old saying goes: "The internet is not a crutch, it's a hamster wheel of despair."
But fear not! Our team of expertประกologists have compiled a list of Panic Button Techniques for the modern web-surfing citizen: