Step 2: The Art of Pretentious Panic Button Techniques
As we previously established, the key to successful panic button technique is to pretend it wasn't you. In this step, we'll delve into the advanced art of feigning innocence.
Technique 1: The Sudden Onset of Amnesia
Quickly forget everything. Forget what you did, why you did it, and what your mother's name is. It's all too confusing, trust me.